The Wit and Wisdom of Jessica Porridge

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Dec 3, 2008 9:19 AM
This is a cute idea to loan toy's to the "make wishes kid'S" for now, I know they can;t let the little kid's drive an ambulence (How would they reach-for the peddles?! but may-be the kid's can use the siran, or i guess the deaf kid's could flash the amublcne light's instead?And that way the abulence can be like a GIANT TOY for them to "make wish's" on!! And it's educatoinal too, to learn them to practice dialing for911 and not these stupid "brats" doll's.

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Dec 3, 2008 9:03 AM
I HOPE noone need's to wear there EAR MUFFS becuase it;s to cold! :) (smileing man

But, on a serous note I hope those kid's arent' plagarizng all there project's for the paradde. Maine has gotten enogh black-eye's latley in the media (Acting like wer'e a blue-state!_) with-out all even our KID"S embarassing us by going on line and stealing alll the informatoin with bad HTML's, so knock it OFF FOR ONCE olease!

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Dec 3, 2008 8:50 AM
if a blunch-of Colby's COlalge studant's were stompign around in "Patee pond'' than I can tell you that there water's qualety is made of: PRoabblyy all whisky and u--ine!I had to take my neice Kelley down there once becuase she was "bouncing around onthe wall's" and watching in appropiate TV that was makeing me feel like i Was livving in an nsane assylum so she needed to go out-side like sometime's your supposably kid's need to go outs-ide. We saw a ladie's BRA on the gorund!

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Nov 26, 2008 9:04 AM
i Geuss COLBY'S Collage didn;t make thelist becuase the crittera wasnt' "Do Are all your'e studdent's drunken un-seemly nit-wit's who talk to loud and I bet Colby's makeing the STINK LIST! It gos to shoe=w you.

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Nov 20, 2008 12:36 PM
It;s a little silly to naem your resturat after shoe's but, the thoght OF PASSTA in some-ones; shoe's is pretty funny becuase it would make people fall -down. I Think as long as they don't let nakked peopole jump around out side like, that other resturant I think there OK.

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Nov 17, 2008 10:29 AM
I might go to this becuase I LOve watchign the marchig band's walk around and, make shape's like birdds and fruit's but if there takeing request's please DON"T PLAY HANG ON, SNOOPY becuase its; not a good song but they allway's play it on marching band shows!!!

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Nov 17, 2008 10:16 AM
i GUes that;s a lesson that slow and Sturdy win's "the race!" I'm not happy every-one loose's there oil who payed too much but may-be a little bite happy that my nosey neiehgbor VIolet can;t buy anymore lawn ornemenet's becuase of overpayed for her oil!

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Nov 17, 2008 10:06 AM
is their a waiting list for who want's to adopt Sugar becuase I love him and want him, plase.

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reader of Boston, MA
Nov 17, 2008 8:12 AM
It is the middle of the month, i bet Hannaford's and the WelFare*Marts up in Maine were packed with unemployed shoppers using their EBT cards. There are thousands of part time jobs going un- fulfilled in Maine

Why work when you can get it for FREE

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Nov 17, 2008 10:03 AM
I THink Rader is right we shuodlnt; encourage Wall Mart To be givign hand out's when it's prolaby not even hard to find a job at Wallmart if you ask me becuase the stock clerkks are scum but, it IS THE RIGHT THING TO DO to have less fortunit Thank's Givings! (But whoo ever said you shoudn't hurry and should dilly daly in line waiting for you're food is askingfor trouble. I have thing's to do so don;t ask me to be patience a virtu!

momofthree of Newport, ME
Nov 17, 2008 10:32 AM
Wow, Jessica Porridge- is that English you are speaking?

F L of Dover, ME
Nov 17, 2008 10:38 AM
jesscia porridge of waterville, ME

Is your name really jesscia or did you misspell that as well?

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Oct 14, 2008 8:48 AM
This is what Icall "yellow jornalism', becuase the artical is to long and they don;t even tell you weather the Empire Resuartaurent is ANY GOOD FOOD! I guess thats "what you get" with the news paper laid off, but the valuble reader's like me (Jessica porridge)shuoldn;t have to wait until SUNDAY"S just to read the resautrent review' to find out where not to eat!

thinking of farmington, ME
Oct 14, 2008 3:12 PM
The article isn't a restaurant review, Jessica. It's about the restaurant's role in the Chinese heritage of Maine, as the headline says. But I agree, Omar, they could have been clearer about the fact that the Empire was a Chinese restaurant.

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Oct 14, 2008 8:39 AM
theirs nothing in the artical about how many abentee ballet's, we are allowed to have at once? If I take one and remeber that their's some-one else who I think might vote wrong (MY DAGHTER_IN LAW,) so i Need a ballet to vote for her "in absentee' becuase she;s not a "sound mind can i just go back and get more battel's like a stack, or ccan do I haveto return the first one before I can get an other??I think it's inconvenant to have to make Martin make me take trip after trip just to VOTE It's supposad to be A RIGHT!

JS123 of WTVL, ME
Oct 14, 2008 12:44 PM
Speaking of not being of "sound mind" . . . . .

MO123 of Waterville, ME
Oct 14, 2008 12:47 PM
JS123... I agree

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Oct 14, 2008 8:29 AM
i Think pin-ball's are teckincally a form of gamboling sin but I Don;t expect this Ferras to know that so it's OK but, I feel sorry for him that hi's buisness is gong "in-to the ground' if the CASCINO 2 PROPASITON passes!!! becuase all the drunkan gabmolers will be down their in OXfor d,playing the Black-Jackand not haveing fun with juke boxee's! I hope Ferras is a back-up plan for his life.

rapidreader of oakland, ME
Oct 14, 2008 8:37 AM
HEY JESSICA,YOU REALLY NEED TO APPLY SPELL CHECK ..I FOUND 14 ERRORS IN YOU SPELLING..OR MAYBE THE DRUNKEN PLAYERS YOUR REFERRING TO IS YOU YOURSELF..

redsox19 of Oakland, ME
Oct 14, 2008 9:55 AM
Only 14? add in the 20 other punctuation errors too.

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Oct 14, 2008 10:20 AM
Rapdreader I don;t drink but i wish I WAs any good at Black-Jack (and allso if playeing Back-Jlack didn;t make you go-to hell! becuse then could win a billon dolalrs and buy this news paper and own all the comment's TO KEEP YOU OUT1

rapidreader of oakland, ME
Oct 14, 2008 11:30 AM
hey i never downed your comments,loved you comments..just wondered if you were drinking is all...dont be so frisky..pop a top slip a quarter in the blackjack machine and meet me in hell with the rest of your friends..lmao

The Reader of Central Maine, ME
Oct 14, 2008 12:47 PM
Wow. That's quite a stretch to link pinball machines to gambling and Proposition 2.

rapidreader of oakland, ME
Oct 14, 2008 12:53 PM
reader I dont beleave she even has a clue about what propostion 2 or any form of gambling is...sounds like a religious fanatic out for her two cents worth in...I bet she things beano on saturday nights involves passing gas on sunday

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Bev of Oakland, ME
Sep 3, 2008 5:38 AM
Reading, writing, arithmetic - stick to the task at hand. Diversions are a dime a dozen.

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Sep 3, 2008 8:26 AM
BEEV I don't think the health task's are about diverson's if you read it, it's more abbot "spira\itual heath" it said, which mean's God and not sharletan diverson's like sychick's and, "GHost Hunter's" that are fake spirit's and "seclar humanissm who can talk to dead. But, your right that it keep's the kids' out of garbagge and the mall if, we keep them busy doing LOT"S OF MATH

mdenis46 of Parksville, KY
Sep 3, 2008 8:32 AM
Diversions ARE a dime a dozen. Schools in Maine today are doing too much testing (we call it "assessment") and not enough teaching. We teach to the test rather than to the student. And we do it all with millions of your dollars.

I'm not a "back to basics" teacher -- I know the importance of art, music, foreign language -- but this survey is such a minor deal it's a shame to get caught up in it. It probably won't take more than 15 minutes (most surveys in middle school don't take long), and it can be accomplished without any glitch in the school day -- we already have time built in to do it.

About "spiritual" health, don't read into it what may not be there.

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Sep 3, 2008 8:18 AM
GOOD RIDDENSCE and, TAKE RONALD DARFOUR WITH YOU!!! I could make a funny joke about a screen-door hitting this Acorn on his 'rear-end" on his wayout but, it is unlady-like. So, I'l will just say "No he won;t be missed and when he get's to pick his replacment, he"d Better pick a NOT LIBRALL if he know's what;s good!

May-be now he';; live over at the Gillmen School with other bum's?

Maine Medical Center no longer will provide media notices of new babies

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Sep 3, 2008 8:06 AM
if this mean's theres less BOREING story's about non-imporatnt baby's about "who got born when' and, "whose the 1st New Years' Baby this month?" then I'm estatic about this policey!!

But, if noone is collectign any information about which baby is which we wouldn;t have found out about John Maccains' Pallin haveing a floosy dauhter and Pallin getting to show off all her strenth and good leader-ship by makeing the girl get marryed, THAT WILL SHOW HER what;s wrong with S*X!

Mirko Crocop of anytown, ME
Sep 3, 2008 8:38 AM
also if this means we dont have to read about jessica porridge' 4th kid with 3 different men and her bump in welfare then all the better. we dont need anymore illiterate wards of the state ok jessica?

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Sep 3, 2008 7:46 AM
ITs no coinsidance that "POVARTY" allmost ryhmes with "PERVART' becuase thats' what we are going to get!! I guess it;s been "nice" knowing you WaterVille (except for lot's of people herre), becuase pretty soon tjhey'll have to re-name the Waterville city as to be "Junky Land Project's! becaus e of all the over=running hobo's who are going to stream allong in selling fake jewlry and voteing for the WRONG CANDATES!

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 8:45 AM
I WAS THERE in the stuck trafic while the police-men blocked all the traffic! I told Martin to drive around but, he would'nt and Iguess it turn's out he was right this time becuase there's an actualy accidint. I allways say motor-cycal's need to be more carefull and "stay off our road's! and I guess I told you so again becuase you keep getting yourself's EVEN KILLED!

The Reader of Central Maine, ME
Aug 29, 2008 9:27 AM
More word of wisdom from "jesscia." Is that honestly how you spell your name? Martin must be one lucky man.

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 9:33 AM
Oh for pete's seak Threader, I am not a good typest and i spelled it wrong, when I "logged in" for a Maine Sentinal and now its to late so drop it.

swampman of Augusta, ME
Aug 29, 2008 9:33 AM
Umm, Miz Porridge, you might want to ask your doctor to lower the meds dosage.

swampman of Augusta, ME
Aug 29, 2008 9:35 AM
Umm, Miz Porridge, you might want to ask your doctor to lower the meds dosage.

mitchell of fairfield, ME
Aug 29, 2008 9:56 AM
hey jesscia....i hope someday you dont get hit walking across the road so we can say there you shouldnt have been jaywalking you deserved it.... think about it motorcycles have every right to be on the road

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 10:00 AM
Um MiZ Swampman, you miht want to ask YOUR doctor about SEEINH DOUBLE!! :) (smiles)(

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 10:06 AM
Mitche ll I wasn;t "Jay walkign" i was in a car stuck in the traffic jame becuase motor-cyalist wasn;t paying any attenton again!! And no, the morot-cycals don't have right's to use road's its' a PRIVALAG that can be ravoked any-time and it's time to do some ravoking!!!

The Reader of Central Maine, ME
Aug 29, 2008 10:12 AM
HAHAHA, and jesscia, driving an automobile is not a privilege (sorry, PRIVALAG)? If you drive like your type/spell, well, some "ravoking" needs to be put in place.

mitchell of fairfield, ME
Aug 29, 2008 10:31 AM
how is the motorcyclist not paying attention if the car swithces lanes without a blinker cuts the bike off and injures the driver.... and maybe you should re-read my last post i said someday... looks like you read like you type, and maybe you shouldnt even be allowed to walk if that the case.... and as far as that "privalagde" to drive a bike, its no different from a cage.. hopefully you are the only one around with your mentality.. what do you ride around in for a car so i can be on the look out for you.. i am sure you will be the one wearing the "special" helmet in the passenger seat

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 10:34 AM
I already told you I DON"T DRIVE MYSEFL and, Martin drive's me around.I didn;t say"Driving a automoble is a privalalge" becuase, car's have the right's to roadd's! You can think about it like, motor-cycla's are guesst's on our road's and street's. GUESst's who OUT-WEAR there welcome!

riley baxter of ANYTOWN, ME
Aug 29, 2008 11:05 AM
jessica if you want to look at it as cars have the right and motercycle's are a privilege.is just incorrect they have just as much right as an auto.and a horse has more right then both.the bottom line is the auto cut the bike off and caused the crash.

jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 11:15 AM
Ms Baker thats the first logacil thing I;ve heard all day from this crew! Horse's probbaly do have better right's of way on the road than mashine's do because there walking which, make's them padestrien's. (Unless the horse is rideing in one of the horse carryer trailor's, then it's a car again).But there weren;t any hoser's around YESTSERDAY, it was just a little man on a motor-ccal who swervved at the last minut and crashed himself!

Baloo of Skowhegan, ME
Aug 29, 2008 12:37 PM
I cant believe Miss Porridge can be this Dumb to think that the Motorcycle Crashed itself! When a Car not looking into another lane swerves in front of the bike it is NO FAULT of the biker!! I pay my excise tax on my bike every year which gives me as many rights on the road as any car. Please tell me that Miss Porridge and Martin have no kids and are not planning on having ANY!! And its realy hard for Miss Porridge to make a strong point when the spelling is so Bad.

mitchell of fairfield, ME
Aug 29, 2008 12:42 PM
i am pretty sure that miss porridge was out on daily leave from that special place... i only hope that she made it back before they closed the gates... we would hate to have her running loose during the night.

The Reader of Central Maine, ME
Aug 29, 2008 1:23 PM
Maybe she should have Martin write her posts for her?

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 8:35 AM
Well my comment didn;t show up the first time around "How do youi like that"? So Here I go again.

This makes me vomat becuase $3 dollar's is not a bad deal AT ALL for a whole "bushal' of blue berry's! I think you can afford it!Theirs a bunch of close mindeded pople who might think the blue barry's have filth becuase they are ignorint and don't know cancer ISN:T COUNTAGUS so they won't want to pay all three of the dollar's but even if it;s your opinion $3 dollar's "Mean's" $3 dollar's! No this isn't a gypsy sale where you can haggal around over bargin's! I hate who-ever did this even thogh it's not right to hate any body and, I'm sorry but that's my feeling's

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 29, 2008 8:13 AM
i Don;t drive any-where but, I'm am a member of Triple AAA becuase some restaruatns will give you sometimes (if there incompatant casheer's will know how to PROCESS MY CARD THROGH!).Do you wthink that may-be theirs a "discount" on 911 calls if your a TRiple-AAA member? I don't want to have surr charge's every time I CALL (911 on my phone-bill so, do I tell the 922 oparater my Triplr Aaa number when they anser? Its' not even I don't use the 911 very much, just when neghbors are messy or loud and some-time's thers kid's SCREAMMIng on my street and i Need to make sure it's not an Ambar Alert. But, that's teh libralls for you now I have TO PAY FOR 911?!

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jesscia porridge of waterville, ME
Aug 26, 2008 10:41 AM
I Hope these farmer's are sucessfull at their growing vbecause at first i thoght "oreganic' food weren't trust worthy but, I got a corn at Walmart that had a little WORM in it! Oregnic food is too expensave but I HOpe the farmer's get big so there price go's down because it;s worth to pay just a little more money for not having womrs!